Fashion Faux Pas

I walked into work this week and one my of coworkers is wearing her required polo and ballcap, but she had on leggings as pants. Since when was leggings an acceptable form of pants? The whole thing looks trashy, my apologies to my dearest friends that might stumble upon this blog and wear only leggings, but seriously consider the following:

1. Men just stare at the girl wearing leggings, motioning "the hell is this?"
2. Panty lines are unavoidable
3. Most girls are so cheap they buy the most thin pair ever and thus every ounce skin is visible if the leggings are stretched the slightest amount
4. Why would you ever consider not covering your chiseled butt, no one wants to see the protrusion of your ass muscles.
5. What would happen if men just started wearing long johns around with no other coverings? The huge bulge would be the greatest thing since sliced cheese.